BECAUSE SOMETIMES, I GET REALLY FUCKING SHOCKED AT THE THINGS I HEAR AND I JUST HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD.
SA: can I get a printout of how many pts you saw today?
SA: 4:00? it's past 4:00 now right?
me: um, I'm closing soon.
So basically this guy was talking to me, having a full out conversation about appointment types and whatnot, asking questions and the whole shebang…….while holding his phone up to his ear. And he wasn’t even talking to anyone. I saw the screen. He was upgrading his OS………WHILE HOLDING THE PHONE TO HIS EAR.
honestly I'm A pretty nice person to deal with, I smile, I do the little niceties like thanking you and telling you to have a good day genuinely. But I really dislike it when people are angry and just want to take it out on someone.
Bitch please. Go buy a punching bag. Or get a boyfriend. Just don't involve me in your crazy shit.
CRAZY BITCH: YOU CHARGED ME TWICE THE AMOUNT
Me: Sorry, that has never happened before, lemme check the system. No we only received 200
CB: BUT YOU CHARGED ME AN EXTRA 200
Me: okay it's possible that it was a bank error. I will insure that we call the bank in the morning to figure out what happened.
CB: NO IT WAS YOUR ERROR
UGH DO I HAVE TO COME IN I'M TRAVELING
Me: if it was an error on our part, which it might not be, then you would have to come in to get the refund
CB: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I AM SO DISSAPOINTED
YOU NEED TO FIX THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
I WANT TO HAVE A CALL FROM YOU BY 9 AM TOMORROW
Me: the office isn't open until 10
CB: THEN I WANT TO HAVE A CALL AT 10 AM
Me: It might take more time then that to call the bank and figure out what happened
CB: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRY THURSDAY AT 6 AM.
I REFUSE TO COME INTO THE OFFICE.
HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME COME IN.
I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I said MAYBE you had to come in, we'll know more tomorrow.
CB: I'M NOT COMING INTO THE OFFICE.
YOU BETTER FIX THIS.
I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Then bitch you ain't gettin yo money back, aintchooo?
fucking dislike rude young people. if you're old I just blame generational or cultural differences. if you're young, you should fucking know better
In the span of 5 hours……. you lost your prescription? Seriously?
woman: My son was born in '93, can he still get an eye exam for free?
me: How old is he?
woman: I just said he's born in '93
me: That still doesn't tell me how old he is
woman: Well it's 2013 now
me: So.......... How old is he?
woman: He's about 20
me: If he's 19 then yes, but not if he's 20.
woman: OH HE'S 19.
I don’t understand people who can’t commit to an appointment and insist on walking in. It doesn’t make sense to me. Why would you risk waiting in the office for hours. Why don’t you just reserve a time with the doctor. You can still call us to cancel the appointment. No one is judging you. We do judge however, if you are a nervous little sketchbag who strives on being noncommittal in every aspect of life.
So the guy sitting in the waiting area was a walk-in and he was new
So I got him to fill out a form and he’s like literally asking me about everything on it
“what do I write for birthday”
“what are flashes of light”
“what the fuck is my name”
LOL no he didn’t say that loloololol
But omg seriously he was so stupid and I couldn’t help but give him attitude
When I was pretesting he kept trying to describe what he saw in the auto
“ OH OH OH ITS GETTING BLURRY NOW”
“ AND AGAIN RIGHT NOW”
“THIS IS MY RIGHT EYE”
And I was like dude,
“you don’t need to tell me what you see”
And even when I was calling him in to get pre tested
He was just like standing there…..in the middle of the hall
The one sitting right in the corner
So I just thought he was taking some time to get his shit together, you know like put his wallet away and stuff but NO HE WAS JUST LIKE STANDING THERE
AND IT’S NOT LIKE I DIDN’T TELL HIM TO FOLLOW ME. I DID. I DID MAN
So I gave him some time, like I said….I wiped off all the chin and forehead pieces..and like sat there to wait for him to come
I got impatient so I went outside to check up on him and he was just FUCKING STANDING THERE
So I GAVE HIM A FUCKING FACE
I was like O..O!!!!
And that was all.
man: so what do I fill in for the birthday?
me: .....well if you're booking the appointment, it's probably going to be your information.
man: what does it mean by "flashes of light"?
me: lights. flashing.