BECAUSE SOMETIMES, I GET REALLY FUCKING SHOCKED AT THE THINGS I HEAR AND I JUST HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD.

 

wtf

Woman makes an appointment for tomorrow morning at 11. 

Right after booking it she cancels it. 

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE. 

omg

This woman…every time she chooses a date and I’m about to book her appointment she screams AHHHH NOOO…

It’s just one appointment right? NOOO. She wants to book another one right after. Well then. Why did you walk in and say “I would like to book AN appointment for my DAUGHTER”? Come on!

I then proceeded to tell her that we needed to bump her appointment down a couple time slots because the appointment immediately after was taken. She complied easily with this. But then when she got the card she screamed again. 

Stop screaming!

me: What is your date of birth?

kid: Uh......Africa

LOOK AT YOU, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.

tooth fairy guy: I want x. Give me x.

me: sure but that will incur an extra fee of $40.

TFG: THAT'S A COMPLETE RIP OFF

me: new x means new test to determine x. office policy, bro

TFG: SHOW ME THE POLICY

me: let me bring out my boss :)

TFG: (gtfoing) YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. RIDICULOUS.

me: .....

TFG: LOOK AT YOU, YOU DON'T EVEN CARE.

n00b

SA: can I get a printout of how many pts you saw today?

me: sure

SA: 4:00? it's past 4:00 now right?

me: um, I'm closing soon.

I’m the last admin left….

So basically this guy was talking to me, having a full out conversation about appointment types and whatnot, asking questions and the whole shebang…….while holding his phone up to his ear. And he wasn’t even talking to anyone. I saw the screen. He was upgrading his OS………WHILE HOLDING THE PHONE TO HIS EAR. 

CALL ME AT 9 AM

honestly I'm A pretty nice person to deal with, I smile, I do the little niceties like thanking you and telling you to have a good day genuinely. But I really dislike it when people are angry and just want to take it out on someone.

Bitch please. Go buy a punching bag. Or get a boyfriend. Just don't involve me in your crazy shit.

The conversation:

CRAZY BITCH: YOU CHARGED ME TWICE THE AMOUNT

Me: Sorry, that has never happened before, lemme check the system. No we only received 200

CB: BUT YOU CHARGED ME AN EXTRA 200

Me: okay it's possible that it was a bank error. I will insure that we call the bank in the morning to figure out what happened.

CB: NO IT WAS YOUR ERROR

UGH DO I HAVE TO COME IN I'M TRAVELING

Me: if it was an error on our part, which it might not be, then you would have to come in to get the refund

CB: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. I AM SO DISSAPOINTED

YOU NEED TO FIX THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

I WANT TO HAVE A CALL FROM YOU BY 9 AM TOMORROW

Me: the office isn't open until 10

CB: THEN I WANT TO HAVE A CALL AT 10 AM

Me: It might take more time then that to call the bank and figure out what happened

CB: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRY THURSDAY AT 6 AM.

I REFUSE TO COME INTO THE OFFICE.

HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME COME IN.

I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I said MAYBE you had to come in, we'll know more tomorrow.

CB: I'M NOT COMING INTO THE OFFICE.

YOU BETTER FIX THIS.

I AM LEAVING THE COUNTRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

...

Then bitch you ain't gettin yo money back, aintchooo?

fucking dislike rude young people. if you're old I just blame generational or cultural differences. if you're young, you should fucking know better

wut?

In the span of 5 hours……. you lost your prescription? Seriously?